Look, I know you think we should call it. But I don’t want to give up on this, even if we don’t know what this is. I want to uncall it. Please, can we uncall it? Before you say no, don’t say no.
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The New Girl, Jess to Nick
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I sense there’s something in the wind, that feels like tragedy’s at hand.
And though I’d like to stand by him, can’t shake this feeling that I have the worst is just around the bend.
And does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it’s not to be.
What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I’d like to join the crowd in their enthusiastic cloud try as I may, it doesn’t last.
And will we ever end up together? No, I think not, it’s never to become for I am not the one.
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Sally’s Song from the Nightmare Before Christmas 👻🎅🎄
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Thought via Path
Tomorrow is the last day of the regular season for baseball. Disappointed to say the least but I know two things…@Trouty20 kicks ass and having the best record at the beginning of the season like the @dodgers don’t mean shit since their record is worse than the @Angels at the end of the season. How you like them 🍎 apples, dodger fans? 😜 – Read on Path.
…so beautiful in death, that the dwarfs could not find it in their hearts to bury her…they fashioned a a coffin of glass and gold, and kept eternal vigil at her side…the Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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I’m sorry, but somebody had to go a Joan Crawford on his ass!
To all who come to this happy place; welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past…and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams and the hard facts that have created America…with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world.
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Walt Disney, opening day speech, July 17th, 1955.
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When you have no eyebrows… people don’t know what’s wrong but they’re pretty sure something isn’t right.
